You know I love the way those pictorials were just dancing the night away.įranz: Thats right. Hans: Yah alright, now can we please do the finale?Īrnold Schwarzenegger: Alright. You guys are the losers, I mean youre wastes. If you continue on this way, Im gonna twist your flab into the shape of a pacifier, and Im gonna have you suck on it until you poop your diapers, huh? How about that?Īrnold Schwarzenegger: Yah youre sure sorry, youre real losers. What youre doing here is youre putting the carriage in front of the horse, thats not what we want to do. Listen guys, this is not about competition, this is about exercising, listen fellas, hear me now and believe me later. Ok now before you work out, its very important to shave all your body hair.įranz: Yah thats right, we are completely hairless, believe me.Īrnold Schwarzenegger: No, no, no, no, no.
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Hans: Thats right, thats right, before you pose, its very important to oil your body.įranz: Thats right, so you can accent your cuts and your muscle definition.Īrnold Schwarzenegger: Fellas come on, we have to learn here about how to exercise.įranz: Yah, yah cousin its all good to exercise, but sooner or later, theyre gonna have to learn how to compete. Try it.Īrnold Schwarzenegger: Guys hold on, hold it, there are more important things than posing. Hans: Yah lets go over some simple poses like this. Saturday Night Live airs every Saturday on NBC.Franz: Its very important to know how to properly flex. Since Seagal was visibly pissed, Dana Carvey approached him and enquired about his feelings to which Steven Seagal replied, “I wish Arnold was here so I could kick his ass.” Seagal was obviously insecure about his image, and to top that someone as strong and heroic as Arnold Schwarzenegger being mentioned obviously did not sit right with him.Īlso Read: ‘Your body is making my p**is smile’: Top Gun: Maverick Star Miles Teller Mega Trolls Adam Levine in Saturday Night Live, Says There’s a ‘Normal’ Way to Reply To Women It’s the most ludicrous scenario … no one is thinking anyone beat anyone up here. Seagal read and said, ‘If I do this sketch, if I do it-and they want to fight him-if I do it, I have to beat them up.’ It’s like a John Wayne thing. “One of the most famous, nightmare, can’t re-show that show ever. Bob Odenkirk, who appeared as Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad and later got his own spin-off show Better Call Saul, was a writer in SNL during that time.
While presenting their hero, Arnold, one of the lines would read: “Arnold would flick you with his little baby finger, and you would fly across the room and land in baby poop.”Īlso Read: While Will Smith Faces Permanent SNL Ban, Saturday Night Live Hires Controversial Comedian Dave Chappelle as Host With Black Star as Musical Guest Hans and Franz, two Austrian bodybuilders, were to be portrayed by Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon. Seagal was suggested a skit that looked to be quite funny. Steven Seagal wanted to kick Arnold Schwarzenegger’s a*s Steven Seagal joins the Russian party. Seagal would reject almost all skits including the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger.Īlso Read: “After what he did to Chris Rock, Smith is not welcome”: Saturday Night Live Reportedly Permanently Bans Will Smith After Oscars Slap, Vows to Not Even Let Him Sit in Audience This was undesirable by everyone who was working day and night to make things better from behind the scenes.
Seagal took himself too seriously and this made humor an uncommon guest in that SNL episode. Spade explained how the anchor would not poke fun at himself fearing a stain on his image. And if you don’t, and if you fight it too much - that was. And if you make fun of yourself - this is where it gets tricky - it will benefit you. But if we’re getting you on the show to host, we all want it to work. A lot of people think we’re there to make fun of them. “You have to sort of trust these 30 people you don’t know. David Spade claimed that Seagal took himself and the subject very seriously when he was being filmed. It came out that conditions were equally as awful behind the scenes. Most people agree that the worst hosting act in SNL history occurred during the Steven Seagal episode from 1991.
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